Listen up ya big bully! You think that just cos ya got big muscles and a kickass pair of boots that ya can go around scunchin people up into balls and bouncin em around all over the place?!
Well let me tell you somethin! You..hey what the?! Put me down! I'm serious! PUT ME..! *Scrunch scrunch scrunch......Bounce Bounce Bounce*
The original template can be found here if you wanna draw your own :-)