Random picture featuring me and Ren (https://www.furaffinity.net/user/nerdstuff/) Swirlys seem to be a very underappreciated prank, so i wanted to change that 😏.
Officer Ren happened to catch me taggin up the walls outside a nearby bathroom and wasnt impressed.
T: Waddayamean vandalism?! I'm just addin some color to this bland wall, geez you pigz got no appreciation for good art,
R: I wouldn't call a giant dick that loooks like it was drawn by a 5 year old art. AND WATCH YOUR MOUTH!
T: Or what PIG!
R: *Getting really close to me* Call me a pig again, i dare you!.
T: *Inhales* PI- *is grabbed by the front of my hoodie* Hey what the-!
Next thing i know im dragged into the bathroom, my hands cuffed, and the last thing i hear before Ren shoves my head in the filthy toilet bowel is "Since yer mother never washed out that filthy mouth of yours as a kid, i guess ill have to do it for her now!"